Total Medals Earned: 2,558 (From 665 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,695 Points
Medals Earned: 13/30 (95/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (100/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find fifth ending.
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/500 points)
Complete first adventure level
Upgrade to level 3
Kill 500 enemies
Upgrade to level 6
Kill 1000 enemies
Collecte 500 atomic capsule
Upgrade to level 10
Complete all adventure levels
Complete all levels
Unlock and upgrade all skills to top levels
Medals Earned: 1/23 (10/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 5!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/180 points)
STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS KING.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get yourself burnt futuristic style
Get yourself burnt medieval style
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/11 (30/110 points)
Fly to the balloon
Hit 5 crows
Hit 5 balloons
Fly to the cosmic garbage
Fly to the UFO
49 Day Ago
Fly to the Moon
Hit 5 satellites
Use 5 accelerators during one flight
Collect 5 jerrycans during one flight
Fly to the helicopter
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/140 points)
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Lets rock and kill sharp stuff!
Do not skip the intro
More than 2000 points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/215 points)
Bag one grocery
Have $10,000 on you at any given time
Get all of the collectable hats
Buy everything from your local market
Get to level 100